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Prep Your Arteries: Fudgems

Monday, August 21, 2006
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Domino's Pizza is selling brownies with their pizzas. When you buy any large pizza at menu price (put away your coupon sheet, cheapskate) they give you 10 free brownie squares and fudge brownie dipping sauce. FREE BROWNIES, BITCHES!!! This is the third happiest food related moment of my life, right after Bob's Big Boy opening a block away from my apartment and finding my Chewbacca mug. It's not a mug with a picture of Chewy, it's that furry bastard's hollow skull molded in ceramic. Tell me you didn't just shit yourself and I know you're lying. I have an unhealthy addiction to brownies, so I might have to go on the Lindsay Lohan cocaine and vomit diet to keep the fat person smell down.

posted by Jim @ 11:37 PM

Music Spotlight: Muse

Monday, August 14, 2006

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The song: Knights of Cydonia. The video: all types of awesome. If this were a full length movie that featured a guy that looks somewhat like Junior from Reno 911 doing kung-fu, riding a horse, and shooting a laser gun, various shots of hawks, and the occasional robot, I'd totally see it.

I've been listening to this, Keane (Under the Iron Sea), and Gnarls Barkley (St Elsewhere) for a little over a month now, and it hasn't gotten old yet. Buy Muse's latest album, Black Holes & Revelations, and prepare for your balls to be rocked right the fuck off.

Bonus track: Glorious (just in case you got the version with 11 tracks)
Box Art: Front | Back | Disc (for those of you who judge a book by its cover)
Official Site: Muse.mu

posted by Jim @ 9:08 AM

Rhythm Heaven Trailer

Sunday, August 13, 2006

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Think of it as WarioWare without Wario, and all the mini-games are rhythm related. I'm gonna buy it just to give my GBA Micro something to do. Sad thing is, I'll probably just play it on the DS Lite.

posted by Jim @ 1:07 AM

Welcome to the Revision7 Beta

Friday, August 11, 2006
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Consider this a precursor to the final redesign. It will look something like this, but a whole lot more pimp. Tabs for each section of our little AFB network, a unified design, top story, recent stories, and older stories sections, and a shit-ton of other awesome features. In addition to brand new forums, we might integrate user reviews (available when you log in and comment) and there might even be an entire channel dedicated to AFB's streaming video content, somewhat like CNet's brand new CNet TV. As always, we'll provide fair, balanced, unbiased content in a somewhat more timely fashion. We're taking on more staff all the time, so feel free to send us a line if you want to write for us. We'll include reviews, previews, etc for everything from games to movies to music to comics to technology. Enjoy the beta!

posted by Jim @ 2:30 AM

Bully Trailer

Thursday, August 10, 2006

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He was gone for a while, but now he's back in town! No, it's not Tyrone, it's everyone's favorite troublemaker, Jimmy Hopkins! If Bully is anything like Grand Theft Auto or the Warriors, it should be plenty of fun mixed in with some very unwholesome acts.

Bully Mini-Site

posted by Jim @ 9:31 PM

CellFactor Revolution: Announcement Trailer

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

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Not much to say, really. It looks like they scrapped the original futuristic soldier art style for cyborgs. Hopefully that's all they changed, I have been looking forward to this ever since the first gameplay footage was released.

posted by Jim @ 8:58 PM


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