so the xbox 360 is almost in its ninth week, and i'm already as sick of it as my psp. don't get me wrong, i love it, hell, i'm playing it as we speak, but at this point, the next gen offering is kinda weak. i'm tired of the lag in call of duty and dead or alive, i'm tired of getting disconnected in perfect dark zero, and the FUCKING PANT-LOAD times in project gotham. i miss a target time by a milisecond, and i have to suffer ps1 loading times to retry. it makes you wonder if they even played the game before it went gold. they would have held it back until after launch. i'd be happy to send it back, like an undercooked steak, if it meant i could play a little next gen mini cooper cat and mouse, maybe without watching the gloss on my ariel atom dry.

full auto comes out soon, and i have both it and black preordered. i'm pretty psyched for both, since the last time i played full auto, it had an almost flawless framerate; and well, as for the last time i played black, i peed a little. by a little i mean full on pitcher of lemonade down the front of my dungarees.

but seriously, both my psp and 360 are pretty, shiny, white, and have about 5 good games out. both are also unfortunately littered with ports of other games. and can we do something about the terrible headset support? the xb1 headset, despite a major clip design failure, sounded better than my phone. now every time i talk to someone on the 360, it sounds like they are talking with balls in their mouths. spit out the testicles and talk to me dammit!

This entry was posted on Sunday, February 05, 2006 at 9:06 PM.